Note to visitors: if you make anything that even sort of resembles a lap, you will probably find yourself taking on the role of a bed very soon thereafter.
RT @Pittsburgh_Dad: How could this church be out of tartar sauce for a fish fry! I may just "be out" of money when that collection bask ... / tweeted 18 hours ago
Just incorrectly entered 12 consecutive captchas. Maybe I am a robot? / tweeted 19 hours ago